Harmony Devoured

So there it goes, yuletide's furry backside disappearing over the horizon taking the sickly baubels and sugar highs with it. Skin the reindeer, papa wants roast! In plain speak? Im happy Christmas has buggered off, its like coming up for air after a week lurking in the depths of Swiss Valley reservoir. Don't get me wrong, its great if you have children, creating special memories you had as a child (some children are not that lucky of course) but for me? Im happy its gone. And it used to arrive with such a potent buzz that no drug could ever hope to match. When out delivering cards with my late mother, I swore I could hear bells ringing from the star freckled night sky, there was a mystic energy that only children posses but alas it has left this rust bucket I call a soul, magic at zero and doubt it will ever return.
Arrives with age some would say but I'd wager that even the hardest Ebenezer Scroodge had at least heard a Christmas carol or watched a television "classic" during the festivities.
Want to know something? I didn't. Dim byd. Nothing. Not even a sniff of a mince pie. To my mind (and this is important because it was only in my company, with loved ones it was different) Christmas day might well have been a rainy weekend down the /Mumbles. Ah dear Mumbles! Escaping the silly season might seem impossible to most but I swear its doable. I just did it and to be fair, I wish a pill existed to get the spirit and excitement back but take enough happy tablets and you'll know that even chemical rainbows have limits.
So again it goes with a nary a farewell and no alchemy can ever dress bones. Its been a blast throughout those milky years, almost was the perfect drug, a never ending agent of harmony but one day all magic dies and for me (just me I hope), I can be happy with that. And I am perfectly happy.


*Please forgive the often heavy spirit this post was written in. I assure you gentle reader that everything is fine in the funhouse. Dark lines always make for better scenes and in family company the scene was different.

Mr Jakes 2012 Predictions

That sappy Nicholas Cage will die.

Executions will fall again.

Britain will bring back flogging.

Swansea will stay in the premier league.

North Korea will blow itself up.

England will finally become civilized.

Scarlets win the Magners league.

Videogames get accepted as the new film.

Slippers become cool.

Everyone suddenly starts spealking Welsh.

George Lucas dies.

Jesus makes good on his word and pops back for a visit.

So does Satan.

Sharks start to walk the earth.

The compact disc is gone.

Ditto penguins.

Whisky begins flowing from taps (faucets).

Football blows itself up.

Nintendo and Sega merge to form a superpower.

Uwe Boll makes a good film.

Nintendo and Sega merge to form a superpower.

Everyone finally understads British humour.

Colour is spelt COLOUR.

2012 Olympics will be a total disaster.