Showing posts with label Middleton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Middleton. Show all posts

Sunday, 13 January 2013

Project Kate

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In all her glory

"Lifeless," "disappointing," "ordinary," "dull" and "old" are some of the words being hurled at the first official portrait of the Duchess of Cambridge, by artist Paul Emsley. I must admit ive only had a few fleeting glances at the painting and am no art critic but as the old saying goes, I know what I like and I like this painting. Why all the fuss? In my humble opinion Kate Middleton is an average looking young woman who I think Emsley has captured perfectly. Due to Kate's penchant for dressing 'soberly' she looks more like 41 than 31 and 'ordinary' is exactly the word I would use to describe her. (And I no I am not suggesting she dress like Jodie Marsh.)
The British public become far too precious and picky when it comes to the Royal family, especially the younger female ones (remember saint Diana?) almost to the point that speaking of them in anything other than praise is heresy. Its a bit of a nonsense really.
Mr Jakes raises a glass to the artist for capturing the Duchess in all her glory, however plain that glory is. And if next you hear that im in the Tower of London you'll know why.

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Pour Me A Lagerfeld

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The plain in Jane

Karl Lagerfeld said this today of Pippa Middleton: "I don't like her face." And I for one agree with the designer. He was wrong when he said singer Adele was too fat but his arrow towards Pippa is true. Dai Jakes has always thought she looks like a man in drag, and I can't find a photograph of the 28 year old (who looks more 38) that would 'soften' this opinion. To me she is the typical "dont fancy yours much" type. In fact the kindest description that comes immediatelt to mind is that Middleton looks like a rough shemale.
I will say no more because its not my wish to be unkind when there is no need to be.