Perfect for bathtime!
Prime Minister David 'Dai' Cameron has put the kybosh on taxpayers forking out £60m on a yacht as a gift for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. But don't be too sad dear Majesty because we at the Dai Jake's Book offices have had a whip round with our dinner money and chosen to go hungry in order to get you a spiffy new yacht.
It comes complete with life vests, radio and binoculars and the upper deck is removable with a working anchor. The fancy cabin comes with a kitchen for the royal gin and furniture for the royal bum. Cool huh?
Just don't allow Andy to land any choppers on it, and don't take it too far out. Im certain you will be pleased with our efforts (and the fact that we now have to eat at Poundland) and any Knighthoods or OBE's kindly chucked our way will be gratefully received. Dai Jakes OBE has such a nice ring to it. Enjoy!
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