Distressing Damsels

Ah the glamour of Hollywood! These pretty gods among mere mortals! Want to see some of the planets most beautiful women? Then pick up a movie or a gossip magazine and be amazed (and envious?) at the perfect darlings of Tinseltown. Let them have you in awe as they shine on the screen/page with their flawless skin (not airbrushed, honest) and natural beauty (no surgery, much) making you feel about as attractive as a packet of dry crackers. All the perfect creatures hang out in Los Angeles dididn't you know? People stay young there.
This is what a lot of folk would have you believe, but if you take off the blinkers you will see that its not without its share of plain Janes. (In fact if it wasn't for surgery and a hefty trowel of make up, there would be more Janes than Aphrodites).


Erm...I need another pint

Look at her above for example, Sarah Jessica Parker. Forget about the horsey face, eat some bloody food love! She looks like a medieval waif who has just spent the last five years in a dungeon eating nothing but gruel. Loving the whippet look. Not. What do on earth do movie casters actually see in this woman? Come to think about it, what do they see in any of those women in the Sex And the City things? (Not sure if its a tv series or film, never watched them). they are as bland as the sand. With a lot less substance.
Fact is I really, hand-on-heart cannot name you one Hollywood leading lady that makes me go "PHWOOAAARR!" like I do whenever I see Dame Helen Mirren. (Had the hots for Hels since forever).