Sunday 1 January 2012

Mr Jakes 2012 Predictions

That sappy Nicholas Cage will die.

Executions will fall again.

Britain will bring back flogging.

Swansea will stay in the premier league.

North Korea will blow itself up.

England will finally become civilized.

Scarlets win the Magners league.

Videogames get accepted as the new film.

Slippers become cool.

Everyone suddenly starts spealking Welsh.

George Lucas dies.

Jesus makes good on his word and pops back for a visit.

So does Satan.

Sharks start to walk the earth.

The compact disc is gone.

Ditto penguins.

Whisky begins flowing from taps (faucets).

Football blows itself up.

Nintendo and Sega merge to form a superpower.

Uwe Boll makes a good film.

Nintendo and Sega merge to form a superpower.

Everyone finally understads British humour.

Colour is spelt COLOUR.

2012 Olympics will be a total disaster.

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