Last Orders on Titanic

The captain makes sure

Dai Jakes finds it highly unlikely that the woman who claims she saw Captain Smith, drunk on the Titanic, before it sunk is telling the truth in her letter. If we're not mistaken she was in Second Class, however she says the good captain was drinking (allegedly) in the First Class saloon. No way she could have seen him in that case because the riff raff were very strictly segregated on ships in those times. With good reason too we hasten to add. Last thing you want is to be rubbing shoulders with some peasant hacking into a cheap hand rolled cigarette while you lunch on lobster.