The Nostradamus Titter

We all know 2011 is going to be a pretty miserable year, thanks to the saps in government (and im a true blue Conservative!) but in an effort to ward off the gloom I am going to read the tea leaves in my breakfast mug to see what the future holds in store.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you *drum roll* the News Headlines of 2011! Complete with commentary from Nostradamus! (Er, that would be Ifan Nostradamws from the Mumbles.)

'Pink Admits She Is A Man!'

Nostradamws says ~ The power of Glengetti believes there is a pretty tidy chance of this happening mun. She cant pass those pins off as female for much longer, or the fact that only transvestites from Cardiff would put make up on like that.


'David Cameron To Meet Lost Twin, Lord Snooty'

Nostradamws says ~ My loevspoons tell me no, on account of Lord Snooty being a comic character from The Beano. But if ever The Beano was to be made into a movie, Dai HAS to have the part.

'Britain Splits from EU'

Nostradamws says ~ The froth from a pint of Felinfoel spells out NO. And wait! Theres more look you, it sees a country in a shambles, the wise have left and remains is crime, yoghurt knitters and cheese.

'Cowell Discovers Actual Singer'

Nostradamws says ~ No.

'Hollywood Magic Returns'

Nostradamws says ~ The crumbs from my Welshcakes say this is a possibility but they must resist the urge to film remakes and mention Wales more, like that bit in Mars Attacks when they dropped Ponty in the script.